LVOH: Suppertime I

Looks like 's OC's about to get nommed by Naruto II (Audrey II) XD
Scene:
*Hinata starts to walk out of the shop with a smile on her face*
Voice: You love him madly, don't you, princess?
Hinata: *She turns fast to see Jane Yamanaka then sighs* Jane-san, you scared me.
Jane: I scared you? After what I've seen, I scared you? *chuckles* You think I didn't know, huh? Oh, I knew. I knew you'd lay in you compound, on you little bed and dreamed about him. But I didn't know the lengths to which you'd go...the depths to which you'd sink!
Hinata: What d-d-depths? What s-s-sink? W-W-W-What are you t-t-t-talking about?
Jane: Little red dots all over the floor. Little red spots in the back alley of the shop. I'm talking blood, Hyuuga. I'm talking blood under my clans business. *grabs the axe out of the alley* An axe murder!
Hinata: *eyes grow wide*
Naruto II: She's got your number now.
Jane: I saw everything.
Naruto II: She knows just what you've done.
Jane: Everything you did to his girlfriend.
Naruto II: You got no place to hiiiiiide.
Jane: *imitates chopping* I saw you chopping her.
Hinata: *shudders and holds head with hands*
Naruto II: You've got nowhere to run.
Hinata: It's true. I chopped her up, b-b-but I didn't k-k-kill her!
Naruto II: She knows your life of criiiiiiiime.
Jane: *Pulls out a kunai* Get in there and we'll go see the Hokage after.
Hinata: *holds up hands*
Naruto II: I think it's suppertiiiiiiime! Woo hoo woooo!!!
Naruto II: Come on, come on. Think about all those offers. Come on, come on! Your future with Naruto! Come on, come on! Ain't no time to turn squeamish! C-C-C-C-C-C-Come on! I swear on my spoooores...when she's gone the world will be yours....yours! Yeah, yeah, yeah...
*Hinata walks in the shop with her hands up and turns around*
Jane: You know, Hyuuga, it kills me to do this. But considering you're almost like a sister to me, I'm thinking...maybe we don't have to go to the Hokage.
Hinata: W-W-We don't?
Jane: I'm thinking...what if I kept my mouth shut and gave you a one-way ticket out of the village?
Hinata: Y-Y-Y-You'd do that?
Jane: *nods* You can lay low for a while, say 30, 40 years. Meanwhile, I would keep the plant.
Hinata: The p-p-p-plant?
Jane: Of course, you'd have to teach me how to take care of it while you're away. Give me *winks* your secret gardening tips. But then, if you'd rather hang...
Hinata: *thinks then looks behind Jane to see Naruto II slumping down behind her and slowly opens his mouth*
Jane: What do I have to do?
Hinata: J-J-J-Just feed it.
Jane: Just feed it what?
Hinata: Oh, um, minerals. *slowly walks forward*
Jane: *steps slowly back* Yes?
Hinata: On T-T-T-Thursdays, you should give it water.
Jane: Oh, yes.
*They keep walking back slowly*
Hinata: B-B-But whatever you do...
Jane: Yes?
Hinata: W-W-Whatever you do...
Jane: Yeah? *then turns around to see Naruto II's mouth open and leans in* What the hell is...?
Hinata: U-U-Um...Jane-san...
Naruto II: *chomps down on Jane*
Hinata: *shudders back*
Jane: *legs kick* Wait, wait, wait!!!
Naruto II: *chomps on her again and lifts her up and chomps her yet again then slurps her down like a noodle*
Sakura, Tenten, and Temari: Suppertiiiiiiiime!

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